customer: "Do you ever shop here?"
me: "Ummmm, I have, but not much."
customer: "I just ask because I don't see a wedding ring."
me: "Yea, I'm divorced, but have a wonderful boyfriend."
customer: "Oh. I like plus-sized girls. Don't tell your boyfriend." *wink*
me: "Uhhhhhh, no."
First of all, if you ever think it's a good idea to hit on a girl
working in a porn store, don't. For one, I am working. Even if I
were interested, I would not come into your work and make advances
there. It's not the time nor the place, regardless of what kind of
business the workplace is. Second, if a person says they have a
significant other, that means just stop now. Don't continue to come onto
them. Third, never, ever, ever tell a girl that the reason you are
attracted to her is because she has a big ass. Those who think they do
but don't will get hurt feelings, those who know they do and are
bothered by it will be offended, and even if we know it and don't care,
we don't need to be reminded of it all the time.
This advice brought to you by the letter "Y" and if you don't take the hint, COULD be brought to you again by the number "86".
Now he is back in the booth closest to the register with the volume as loud as possible.
I also found a 5 dollar bill plugging a peephole someone dug through one of the walls of the private viewing booths while scrubbing the baseboard for what I think is the first time in years. (I've only worked here about a month and a half, so still cleaning up after the last employee who did nothing.)
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