When I tell people I work the graveyard shift in a porn store, the first comment I always get is "At least your job isn't dull." Here's the thing, most of the time, it IS dull. Painfully dull. I sometimes go 8 hours without a single customer (that I really see).
Like most porn store, we have private booths. Most of the graveyard customers come in through the back door, go into a booth and leave without ever coming into the actual store. So I don't really even see them and everyone is happier that way.
Now, when something interesting DOES happen, it is usually very interesting. I have gotten unwelcome, impromptu stripteases (do not do this, I am surrounded by cock and don't care about yours, just don't), helped a group of hot girls pick out and put on (outside of clothing, she wanted to wear it home) a vibrating strap-on, sold a city official a giant butt plug, and seen another customer almost knock the teeth out of a guy who was trying to shoplift.
Anyway, most of the time, my job is boring. And gross (yes, I have to clean the booths). So I figured I would start blogging the more interesting experiences I have.
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